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$TOPBLAST :
BLAST HIGH . SELL LOW

You made it, fellow $TOPBLAST’r. If you’re reading this, you’ve likely full port aped into the biggest green candle of the day, completely ignored your red wallet balance, and now you’re riding a glorious retrace straight to the depths of your moms basement (again). Back to McD’s is inevitable, but first let us welcome you to $TOPBLAST— where every buy is a top, every sell is a regret, and every moment is fucking legendary. Fear not Chad.. there’s still hope. Shill your bags at the top and let the games begin.

This isn’t just a token; it’s a movement. A shrine for the degens who know that losses fade, but memes are forever. $TOPBLAST 6900 TTFM ( to the fukin moon )

The TOPBLAST Ecosystem

Our ecosystem doesn’t stop at memes; we’re building tools and platforms for the degen community, starting with the TOPBLAST BOT—your personal guide to bag tracking, loss flexing, and trading highs (and lows). Whether you’re here to join the cult, grab the worst entry in crypto history, or simply vibe with fellow topblasters, you’re in the right place. Let’s fuckin send it (to the wrong direction, of course).

MEMES

Commandments

Blast First, Regret Later
If the chart isn’t vertical, it’s not for you. Green candles are your beacon, and market buys are your weapon.
ATH or Bust
Who cares about support and resistance? The higher it pumps, the more you FOMO. If you’re not buying the all-time high, are you even trying?
Hodl ‘Til You’re Homeless
Selling in the red is a sin. True legends ride their bags to the bottom, then buy the next top with what’s left.
Blame the Whales
When your position is down 90%, remember: it’s not you, fren. It’s the whales. They were watching your every move.
Honor the Cope
Copium is your best friend. Embrace the memes, laugh through the pain, and remind yourself: “It’s not a loss until you sell.” 💀😂
Double Down on the Dip
Degen Rule #1: If it dumps after you buy, just buy more. The deeper the red, the bigger the bounce (probably). Second tops = second chances. 🔥
Shill or Be Shilled
Bags don’t pump themselves. Drag your frens in, shill your bags hard, and remember: community is just exit liquidity with extra steps. 🫡

The Harder The Blast , The Harder The Fall

TOPBLAST6900 is a movement of unhinged degeneracy powered by those who thrive at the edge of sanity. We embody the thrill of bad decisions, the art of catching red candles, and the relentless optimism of riding straight to zero. The boys laugh in the face of logic and embrace the chaos every fucking time we enter the trenches. If it dumps, obviously it’s a scam. If it pumps, you’re a genius

TOPBLAST MEMES

Degen Leaderboard

Roadmap

Phase 1: Blast The Launch
TopBlast Trading Bot:

A custom-built bot for Telegram with advanced degen trading features.
Includes sniper functionality for instant buys/sells on pumps and dumps,
rug alerts, wallet analytics, and direct swap options.


Degen Leaderboard:

Real-time ranking of the top wallet degenerates based on biggest losses, top-blasted trades, and leaderboard rewards.
Phase 2: The Games Begin
TopFighter (Retro Arcade-Style Game):

A fast-paced fighting game with customizable degen characters.
Players earn tokens, points, skins and NFTS for blasting their oponents.

CrashOut (High-Stakes Crash Game):

A multiplayer crash game where players gamble tokens and cash out before the chart “crashes.”
Features $TOPBLAST branding and leaderboard prizes for risk-takers.
Phase 3: Expanding the Network
Blaster Ecosystem API:

Release an API that allows third-party developers to integrate $TOPBLAST analytics, leaderboard stats, or game modules into their platforms. Open sourced global expansion .
Integrated achievements and badges for wallet activity, like “Blast Hero” for top trades or “Rug Survivor” for bounced-back losses.
Phase 4: Battle Royale Mode
Topblast Arena (PVP Battle Royale Game):

A chaotic multiplayer game where players battle in a degen-themed arena.
Winners earn $TOPBLAST tokens, NFTs, and exclusive collectibles.

Play-to-earn mechanics, with token stakers getting special perks like enhanced skills or rare loot drops.
Phase 5: Enter the Blasterverse
The TopBlast Metaverse Arena:

Dive into a fully immersive $TOPBLAST-themed metaverse, where degens roam free. Battle in interactive arenas, compete in degen games, and earn $TOPBLAST tokens by dominating leaderboard events.

Customizable Degen HQs:
Stake tokens to unlock and customize your own virtual hideout, complete with themed decorations like liquidated wallets and FOMO wicks.

Cross-Metaverse Collabs:
$TOPBLAST integrates with other Web3 worlds, bringing its chaos and memes to the wider multiverse.
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testimonials

For DEGENS, By DEGENS (Real)

Bro, TopBlast changed my life. I was down bad, max leverage on dog coins, but then I discovered the art of blasting tops. My portfolio? Vaporized. My soul? Enlightened. $TOPBLAST isn't just a coin—it's a lifestyle. You’re not losing, you’re embracing the meme. Let the plebs buy bottoms; real chads buy tops.
TopBlast Taz
Full-time Top Buyer, Part-time Motivational Speaker
★★★★★
I used to dream about Lambos and moonshots. Then $TOPBLAST taught me the real joy of crypto: buying every green candle I see and holding until my portfolio looks like a crime scene. Who needs profits when you’ve got a community of degenerates just as rekt as you? They say the top is lonely, but not when you're blasting it with $TOPBLAST. No regrets, only memes.
GigaChad
Degen Philosopher & Professional Copium Enthusiast
★★★★★
Before $TOPBLAST, I was a mild-mannered green candle chaser. Now? I’m Based Hulk—blasting ATHs and turning every dip into a rage-fueled buy. I’ve doubled down so many times my wallet needs therapy, but you know what? I’m not here to win; I’m here to dominate. The charts may burn, but I’m still standing... barely. $TOPBLAST isn’t a token—it’s a calling.
Based Hulk
Top-Blasting Enthusiast, Destroyer of Stop Losses
★★★★★

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